god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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