Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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