dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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