i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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