So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
