K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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