I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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