similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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