U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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