Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.