You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit