when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.