Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.