how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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