He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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