Whod you bang
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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