Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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