Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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