After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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