Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.