just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He passed out mid-signature
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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