Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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