My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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