So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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