You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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