okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
