Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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