I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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