So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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