Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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