best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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