you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
