the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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