your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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