I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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