just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
