so let's talk penis.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
