The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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