So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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