you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
