East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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