is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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