Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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