Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now