You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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