Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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