i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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