Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wear drunk well.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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