He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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