they need to just BURY HIM!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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