The panties match.
I'll be right there.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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