I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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