I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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