I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
