I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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